``A Long Time Comin' ``

[brucemathews]

Hear me, Brothers and sisters of Christ, I come from Deliverance Baptist Church lookin' for More Good News. I once was lost.. and Wandered in the wilderness as a unionized Construction worker. Being surrounded day-in AND day-out by a gaggle of spics showed me there must Be something True and Good on this Earth, and I sure as tootin' would Not find it outside a place of Worship.

Let us Join Hands.

Genesis 19:26
But his wife looked back from behind him, and she became a pillar of salt.

[Brother Harold Porter]

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Welcome, young man. Tell us, what filthy personal sin made you finally turn to Jesus Christ for help? How many sons have you sired for God?

In Christ

[brucemathews]

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Well I`ll tell ya true, But it was a dark day in this ol' bear's Life. One day after working a contract (plumbing infra-structure, a Traditional specialty of my Family's working men), some of the foul-skinned Hooligans I am FORCED to work with suggested I drive them in the Company van to ``El Taco Bell`` or some dirt language hovel.

Let me tell ya first, Honest-TO-God, My heart was in the Right place just wanting to avoid my wife's ``cooking" for once. . . But I knew I was in sin when I seen this place's m*sscot, a Small dog that NO MAN would ever have. This place was vile!!!!!!! Feeling like a Long Tail Cat in a Room fulla Rockin' chairs, I sensed my Soul was in Danger... my Goodness was being persecuted when I entered that beaner fortress.

I knew then what the Tiger's gotta do! I ran out that door and drove to the church I grew up in and began to read the Holy Book (the large-print version for the sight-Impaired, I like to turn the page more often it's fun aint it). Been God's man Through-And-THrough ever since!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Little bit, about myself:- got 5 Sons to my name..... and 1 daughter , I guess the Lord truely works in mysterious ways.

Praise.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Welcome to our friendly forum! I think those little dogs are cute!

[Brother Harold Porter]

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Well I`ll tell ya true, But it was a dark day in this ol' bear's Life. One day after working a contract (plumbing infra-structure, a Traditional specialty of my Family's working men), some of the foul-skinned Hooligans I am FORCED to work with suggested I drive them in the Company van to ``El Taco Bell`` or some dirt language hovel.

Let me tell ya first, Honest-TO-God, My heart was in the Right place just wanting to avoid my wife's ``cooking" for once. . . But I knew I was in sin when I seen this place's m*sscot, a Small dog that NO MAN would ever have. This place was vile!!!!!!! Feeling like a Long Tail Cat in a Room fulla Rockin' chairs, I sensed my Soul was in Danger... my Goodness was being persecuted when I entered that beaner fortress.

I knew then what the Tiger's gotta do! I ran out that door and drove to the church I grew up in and began to read the Holy Book (the large-print version for the sight-Impaired, I like to turn the page more often it's fun aint it). Been God's man Through-And-THrough ever since!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Little bit, about myself:- got 5 Sons to my name..... and 1 daughter , I guess the Lord truely works in mysterious ways.

Praise.

I see. Atrocious grammar and punctuation aside, you seem to really hate the lesser races. Why is this, son? Why are you not trying to save them with the warm love of Jesus Christ?

At Landover Baptist Church, we welcome all minorities as long as they accept Christ as their personal savior. You will be in my prayers.

In Christ

[brucemathews]

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Some of MY Two heroes: Adam, and the Lord Jesus. Two pure Men of the Greatest race. I know God blessed me to be borned a White, and saw my future, for until now I been a Creature of sin..

The Lord gives us ALL gifts & talents.. I reckon I dont have your Special gift of Spreadin' the good Word! But I DO have this book (I know ya heard of it ) called The Bible. I even got these little copies ain't but 4 inches and 6 inches the other way, perfect for the small clumsy hands of mudmen and those spiggotys south of the River. Even if they Cant Read English, I know in my Heart the Lord's Word will still touch them.

I figure you got the right of it my Brother, these other folk MUST know what our Savior has to say, and His plans for them who dont Accept Him.

Semper Fi.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Well I`ll tell ya true, But it was a dark day in this ol' bear's Life.

Great. A homosexual. Next you'll be saying "grrr" at us, while trying to catch the purse that fell out of your mouth.

Tell us, are you a "muscle bear" or a "polar bear" or just a "flabbear"?

[brucemathews]

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Great. A homosexual.

Now What's this nonsense you're talkin' at ME. Must be some homo-talk I don't know about. Why in sam heck would I know..? All I DO know is God made woman to go with Man, and There Ain't no BUTTS about it & I'll fight any heathen who say it other wise.

I'll give ya the Benefit of the doubt, that you were not tryna flirt with this Straight Arrow. Can be hard to communicate on these typer machines (probably in-vented by a nonbeliever, these never seem tow work), Lord have mercy.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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